So I made a parody of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

I decided to make a parody of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer about Donald Trump. Here it is:

Donald the 45th President,
Had a very shiny PR campaign,
And if you ever saw it,
You could even say it glowed.

All of the Democrats,
Used to laugh and get the votes,
They never let dumb Donald,
Screw up the USA.

Then one foggy November,
Murdoch came to say
"Donald with your PR so bright
Won't you lead my lies tonight?"
Then all the right-wing loved him.

As they shouted out with glee.
Donald the 45th President
You'll go down in history!

As an idiot.

There it is my masterpiece I am hoping to post more to this blog in the future.

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